So now for something crappier than u can crap

okey so lets start with hmmm err ahm
okey so lets start with how to enjoy History periods(i mean how to keep away from sleepin off)*do not take ur text book, i repeat do not take ur textbook, take some other book that has the same size as ur text, an Harry Potter book would be ideal
*do not look the teacher, as u mite feel like dozing off...........
*sing "Hakunamatata" or was it "Akhunamathatha" aah wat the heck, i dont spell so good
*play a game any game except chess as the already boring environment will die along with u*throw chalk or paper balls at your friends this will liten the mood
*go to the bathroom and on the way if ur skools computer lab is open go in and play Counter- Srike or UT is enuf (works for meeeee)

*and last but not the least ask ur skool princicpal if he'll give u permission to deport the Hisory teacher to Alaska(thats a very good method), in case he dosent give u permisssion
ask him again and again and again untill he gets pestered so much that he'll deport u to Alaska


by the way u can even do these things to deport ur Maths tutions teacher

Haha Im sitll Aliveeeeeee......

After a long week of !$!&#ing exams Im sitll aliveeeeeeeeee............
I SURVIVED THE HOLOCAST and now Im back posting crap on the Internet
if u dont mind crap-reading move on
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okies so hmmm aaah ooohso let me give my facts onOur Dear Principal-
Fr Varghese Anikuzhy
*stands @ about 5'8''
*ghaslty, horse like
*usually comes to skool in long white robe (must be using Ariel, or even Surf)

now for the good points
*hailed as the longest surving principal
*brought in CBSE syllabus
*pestered Lakshmy madam so much that sh actually quit(by the way she has started her own new school,)
*makes pretty good speeches
*strict

now the bad points
*has a pretty underdeveloped horror, oops i mean humour, sense ........this guy actually cracks(brakes, kills , that sorta thing) jokes......
*extremely irritating nature
*pishukkan
*gets on the nerves sometimes with his wierd ideas like keeping class immediately afer holidays
*is not on good terms with the teachers etc etc

see how i LUUUURRRRVVVEEEE my pindi oh sorry Principal

hee haw, its not a donkey, its just hey look at that its a bird, no a plane, no its, its, its, its, its, its, its, ah what the heck its just a cloud

haha
didnt i tell u that i was full of crapp???????
well now u kno
okies so welcome to crapomania
and im ur host Mr Crapster
Qualifications - M.C.B.C-Master Of Crapology,Bachelor Of Crapology

here for- posting crap on thew internet thats wat
haha